Are you tired of being a kid,teen,adult or wittle angel on CP? then this is the blog for you! First you must get picked go in the Pet Shop and say phrases like “chews wittle fwipper” then if someone picks you add them then go to their iggy. First start scribbling all over the walls bully your siblings dont listen throw fits mainly every second always get into trouble mess up your room if your parent(s) have built a virtual toilet CLOG IT ALL UP AND MAKE IT OVERFLOW if your parents are gone somewhere and your home with your sibling WRECK THE ROOM LIKE A DEMON then when your parent(s) come back act innocent your siblings might tell on you just quickly shout NWO MUMU\DUHDUH I DWIDNT DWO THAT HWE\SHWE DID and then start crying and your parent(s) MIGHT belive you. talk back to your virtual parents if they scold you say talk back things like if they say you are being mean then say “SO R WOO” if it gets your real life parents angry it will surely get your virtual ones angry also. dont listen its the main thing that gets real and virtual parents angry. if your sibling is sleeping make lots and LOTS and i mean LOTS of noise to wake your sibling(s) up. if your parents r sleeping do the same thing. if your parent(s) say “Go to bed” scream instintly “NWO” or “YOUR NWOT THE BWOSS OF MWE!!!” and then run all around the igloo. that should get your parent(s) really mad. if your parent(s) buy your sibling a toy (like a elmo,golden elmo,golden teddy or teddy) STEAL IT!! if YOU get a toy and your sibling asks “cwan i pway with woo” shout “NWO” then run away with the toy. if your older brother or sister is a teenager and they have a cell phone steal the phone and eat it or drop it in the toilet then flush. if you made a stinky make a big scene about you might wanna say “WIPS DIPPY OFF AND TOSSES IT AT BRUDER\WISTA” or “WIPS OFF DIPPY AND TOSSES IT AT MUMU\DUHDUH” it shuld make everyone mad xD. if your parents have stuff in your room like a bird or a fish put things like “GWABS BIRD AND PUTS IT IN MOUTH” or “GWABS FISH AND EATS IT” but your parents might say “gets new fish\bird” or they might complain “I PAYED GOOD MONEY FOR THAT”. when your in your room rip your bed to shreads and scribble on your table (if you have one in your room). what really makes virtual parents and siblings mad is talking dirty put things like “SHOVES MR BUT BUT IN WISTA\BWUDERS FACE” or “SHOVES MR BUT BUT IN MUMU\DUHDUH FACE” or “TWAKES OFF DIPPY AND GOES POO ALL OVER IGGY”. scratch your mr\mrs but but on the floor and slide across on it like your a dog and you have worms. if you want something really bad shout “I WANT A PONY” for example and if your parent(s) say “No” scream and cry and throw a BIG tantrum. if your parents say “go to bed” and you say “otay” if you have a TV in your room watch something like George Lopez or Phineas and Ferb at night. most parents dont want their kids up late watching stuff. if your sleeping peacefully put “WAKES UP” and then put “SCWEAMS WITTLE HEART OUT” and it might wake EVERYONE up if your parent(s) or sibling(s) dont wake up keep doing it until they wake up if they still dont wake up go in their rooms and put “SCWEAMS WITTLE HEART OUT” and they might wake right up (unless they dead or hard of hearing). go on a sugar rush and eat everything unhealthy and be WILD!!!!!!!!!!! put things like “MUMU\DUHDUH IM GONNA GET A PRIVATE JET LIKE LONDON TIPTON AND CWUSH WOO WIT MY JET” that should get them mad. if they are changing you don’t focus on the chat bar and press ET together and it will make the FART sound like if you farted in their face and they should make the GONNA THROW UP emotion or put “PEEZ IN MUMU\DUHDUH FACE” or “POOS IN MUMU\DUHDUH FACE”. if your older sibling(s) are like 16 and find you annoying attack them and steal their cell phone,ipod,webphone or whatever they have. keep repeatedly saying this phrase “PIPLUP PIPLUP” your parent(s) and sibling(s) may thing its cute but after a while they might think its annoying if your sibling(s)\parent(s) say “STOP!” or “STWOP!” still keep saying “PIPLUP PIPLUP”. if you have a TV in your room put “GWOES TO MUMU\DUHDUH\WISTA\BWUDERS\ WOOM” and then put “TAKES SCARY MOVIE” and then say a title of it like “The Exorcist” or “Wolfman” (i never watched those movies) and then say “PWUTS (movie title) IN TV” then put “WATCHES IT” someone may run into your room and put “turns off his\her TV” if so throw a fit or put “PWUTS TV BK ON” and “SHOVES MUMU\DUHDUH\WISTA\BWUDER OUTTA WOOM” and finally put “WOCKS DOOR AND WATCHES (movie title)” if they have built a toilet and its white get golden paint and put “IS SICK OF WHITE TOIWET” and then put “PWAINTS TOIWET GWOLDEN” and finally “THWERE MUCH BETTER”. your family might not want a golden toilet. if your family LIKES the golden toilet put “TWAKES GOLDEN PAINT OFF” then put “PAINTS TOIWET BWOWN” so it would look like poops ALL over the toilet. when your parent(s) say “bath time” scream “NWOOOOOO!!!!!” and throw a fit and if your parent(s) chase after you all i can say is RUN!!!!!! if you get caught in put in the bathtub put “SPWASHES MUMU\DUHDUH” and then put “SQUIRTS SWOAP IN THEIR EYES” then put “WUNS OUTTA TUB AND GWETS DWESSED”. yay! your parent(s) are finally going out! but will they leave you home alone? NOPE THEY WONT!!!! if they hire a babysitter and they leave GIVE THE BABYSITTER A HARD TIME threaten to freeze the babysitter,burn the babysitter or any torture you can think of. finally your babysitter might run away. don’t be so happy thought cause your babysitter could go to your parents and tell them what you did then guess what YOUR IN TROUBLE! if you want to get annoying and irritating (if you’re a girl)copy Candace from Phineas and Ferb keep shouting “MOM!!! MOM!!!! MOM!!!!” if your parent(s) say STOP don’t stop keep doing it until it gets old. if you’re a boy, build something that will prank your parent(s). go up to them and say “mumu\duhduh i bwuilt somethwing for woo” then they will go over there and comment your invention then for example put “INVENTION SPWATTERS COFFEE IN HER\HIS\THEIR FACE”. but remember there r warnings for ALL types of babys. WARNINGS…you might get reported to the club penguin moderators your parent(s) might delete you and the couple minutes you start acting bad like a demon they might put “puts him\her back in pet shop” meaning they got rid of you. and they might pass it on to other mumus and duhduhs to not pick (penguins name) cause they are rude mean and destructive. but that still doesn’t mean u could do it to other babies xD. here are some tips to do it in the Pet Shop. steal the other babies toys and destroy things. if another baby is getting picked run to that mumu\duhduh and say “DWONT PWICK HWIM\HWER PWICK MWE INSTEAD” if they ask “Why” put “CWAUSE THEY R A DEMON WOO DONT WANT A DEMON WIVING IN WOUR HOUSE DO WOO?” and then they might pick you. if you got picked and the family has puffles abuse the puffles and do the same things you did to your old parents and keep this cycle on. but if you keep doing this the rumor will spread to other parents on CP not to pick (penguins name) also if so many parents,siblings and other babies report you to the Club Penguin moderators there’s a chance you could get banned. this is supposed to be a joke but you can do it if you want to its funny. but there’s also another secret way to annoy some parents on CP be something like a vampire or a werewolf and that sure might annoy them. oh and also draw pictures that are weird like for instance Candace from Phineas and Ferb with an evil puffle next to her. if you’re gonna do that put “gwives dwawing of Candace with evil puffle next to her” your parents should not like that or an angry Stacy.